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(You MUST read them out loud )

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> > 1) That's not right ...................... Sum Ting Wong
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> > 2) Are you harboring a fugitive?..........Hu Yu Hai Ding
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> > 3) See me ASAP................................ Kum Hia Nao
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> > 5) Small Horse ................................... Tai Ni Po Ni
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> > 6) Did you go to the beach? ..............Wai Yu So Tan
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> > 8) I think you need a face lift ..............Chin Tu Fat
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> > 9) It's very dark in here .......................Wao So Dim
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> > 10) I thought you were on a diet ........Wai Yu Mun Ching?
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> > 11) This is a tow away zone ...............No Pah King
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> > 12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week ... Wai Yu Kum Nao?
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> > 13) Staying out of sight .......................Lei Ying Lo
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> > 14) He's cleaning his automobile .......Wa Shing Ka
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> > 15) Your body odor is offensive .........Yu Stin Ki Pu

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My brothers made up their own joke.

Christopher came up to Rachel and said, "I'm Smart, and you're Alex. Aren't I Smart, Alex?!" Rachel looks at him and says "Whatever, I don't think it's funny at all." Chris says "That's just because you don't get it, and when you get it, you'll think it's funny!" Rachel rolled her eyes. (Chris had already tried it on me, I said "Very funny!")

A few days later Chris retells the same 'joke' at the super table. Rachel is just laughing, and laughing. I look at her and say "Hasn't he told you this joke before?" Still laughing, she says "Yes but I just got it!" Then she repeats the joke and says "That is just sooo funny, do you get it?! It's like being sassy...!" By this time Chris has noticed how hard she was laughing and says "I told you that when you 'got it' you would laugh1"

Their are two things I never knew before, first that my brothers could make up such a silly 'joke'. And second, that my older sister could laugh so hard over something that silly! ;-D

What have I to ask beside?

All the way my Savior leads me

What have I to ask beside?
Can I doubt His tender mercy,
Who through life has been my Guide?
Heav’nly peace, divinest comfort,
Here by faith in Him to dwell!
For I know, whate’er befall me,
Jesus doeth all things well;
For I know, whate’er befall me,
Jesus doeth all things well.

All the way my Savior leads me,
Cheers each winding path I tread;
Gives me grace for every trial,
Feeds me with the living Bread.
Though my weary steps may falter,
And my soul athirst may be,
Gushing from the Rock before me,
Lo! A spring of joy I see;
Gushing from the Rock before me,
Lo! A spring of joy I see.

All the way my Savior leads me
O the fullness of His love!
Perfect rest to me is promised
In my Father’s house above.
When my spirit, clothed immortal,
Wings its flight to realms of day
This my song through endless ages—
Jesus led me all the way;
This my song through endless ages—

Jesus led me all the way.

-Fanny Crosby