Friday, December 22, 2006

Glory to God

"For unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given: and the govenment shall be upon his shoulder: and his name shall be called Wonderful, Counsellor, The mighty God, The everlasting Father, The Prince of Peace."
Isaiah 9:6
"For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Saviour, which is Christ the Lord.
And this shall be a sign unto you; Ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying in a manger.
And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host praising God, and saying,
Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men."

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Whew!

I have been so busy lately, that I hardly know where to start!
So mush has happend these past two week, I got seven stitches 0n my left hand...part of the reason for not really being on line, with two of my fingers hurt I really could'nt use my hand for a whole week.
Between then and now we have tried to finish with the remolding on our house... putting flooring in, a new bath tub, bathroom sink, and some other smaller things. Last Sunday we got everything put away.
This past Saturday, my big sister Rachel went down to Mexico on a mission trip for a month... And she didn't find out that she was leaving till a week before she left. I know I'm going to miss her, but I'm really excited for her, and I hope she has loades of fun!
So, Please ever one keep Rachel in your prayers if you think of it!

Now you all know where I've been.;-) I'll try to do a better job of keeping up in the future, although, this holiday season is always very busy!

BTW, I just found out from useing Internet Explorer, that my side bar is ending up at the bottom of my page, and without Rachel I really don't know how to fix it... So if anyone has any idea's, please let me know!

Saturday, December 02, 2006

Actual medical transcripts

The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared in a column written by Richard Lederer, Ph.D., for the Journal of Court Reporting.

* By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better.

*Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.

*On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it had completely disappeared.

*The patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing me in 1983.

*The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.

*Discharge status: Alive but without permission. The patient will need disposition, and therefore we will get Dr. Blank to dispose of him.

*Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year-old male, mentally alert but forgetful.

*The patient refused an autopsy.

*The patient has no past history of suicides.

*The patient expired on the floor uneventfully.

*Patient has left his white blood cells at another hospital.

*The patient's past medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days.

*The patient left the hospital feeling much better except for her original complaints.